Quick jokes and things

Has anybody ever tried to eat their spirit animal?

Attack Cat

I came home to visit my family for the next week. That however is not important what is important is the family's cat. When we first bought the cat I thought it would be awesome to train my little kitten to attack people. Fast forward six months later my cat developed a glandular problem and became the size of a small dog. Now every time I wake up in the morning the cat is lying right next to me waiting for any sudden movement. Then I open my eyes and I'm running through my room fighting my cat yup that is my weekend hurray.

Its the third post hump and this is the point that I usually give up on blogs and do more productive tasks like jogging or mullet wrestling.

My answers to philosophical questions

Q: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
A:Canada

Q:Does the pope shit in the woods?
A:Only on XMAS?

Q:If a tree falls in the woods and nobody can hear it, does it make a sound?
A:Fuck yeah