I want to go back in time and visit my ten year old self.
10 year old me: wow your me from the future
20year old me: wow this is awesome
10: so what are you up to?
20: Im going to art school
10: what are you shitting me, what happened to our plan to become a doctor and cure cancer.
20: I got bored with that idea.
10: youve doomed us all.
Then 40 year old me appears in another time machine
40: Greeting I have good news you have actually manged to cure cancer with your art!
20:HA!
Then 80 year old me appears in another time machine
80: Dear god I had it all wrong your art has created super cancer
End
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Sunday, February 21, 2010
My roomate and other things
Nobody wants to hear you complain even when its super important. My roommate snoars so bad I'm starting to think that he is doing it on purpose, (SURPRISE I Tricked You) Sometimes I wish I could customize my snoring into horrible war music that would be awesome. If you could go back in time to meet the younger version of yourself would you do it? Im not talking about your five year old self. Im talking more like your middle school or "junior high" (for you french people) younger selves. It would be awesome my 13 year old self would be coming out of another crappy gym class when blam TIME MACHINE. He would be like you actually lose your virginity before your 20 wow that is awesome. You have a drivers liscense and you can play the guitar awesome. Wait your telling me you decided to become an animation major in college instead of becoming a doctor what is wrong with you. At this point I would stick my younger self in a trash can and pick up a case of crystal pepsi because I am awesome.
Monday, February 8, 2010
Things not to say on the first date and other thingys about love
- Oh! Is that what your wearing
- You smell like my Mom
- Do you like basements and custom vans?
- I booked us a sweet table at chuck e cheese
- Lets make a baby, we shall name him Garth Brooks!
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